unfunnywhitegirl:

oh i forgot to tell you i think i accidentally full-on stalked someone 

there’s this boy who always gets steak burritos at work and he looks EXACTLY like sam but with beard so i’m kind of creepily half in love with him from a distance but i manage to keep it contained to wistful stares and overlooking things when i ring him up. but i was at the bookstore yesterday getting everything for my classes and i looked down an aisle and THERE HE WAS being a gorgeous human specimen and he was so engrossed in what he was reading that he didn’t notice me so i walked past behind him and it wasn’t really my fault but the aisles are small and he had his schedule just LYING on the floor and before i knew it the information on his schedule had passed through my eyes and burned itself into my brain and try as i may i just can’t forget his class list and i’m having to physically restrain myself from looking them up to find out when and where they take place because that would be CREEPY i just really wanna peel his skin off and wear it to my birthday :(