February 2010
So I saw one of my favorite people in the world...
She’s just this sweet tiny little lady who’s like my grandma’s age. And she was talking about how the last time she was at our house was for my mom’s 40th birthday party. And there had been tons of special brownies there, because my mom’s friends made them or whatever, so she was like “Oh yes, I remember sitting on your piano bench trying to recuperate from the...
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I have lots of really cheap vodka. Who wants to...
meisterjager: (via shaayling) I read this and almost puked. I don’t think I can ever hear the word vodka again. hahahahahahahahah. beer before liquor, never been sicker.
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I have lots of really cheap vodka. Who wants to...
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January 2010
And guess what she suggests...
“Color it brown.” fml.
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I WANT LEATHER PANTS NOW.
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I kind of just want to cut ALL of my hair off....
can i just do that please?
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Gay men are the only people that show any interest...
meisterjager: shaayling: how is that supposed to work? Stop complaining, dickweed. I’m about to go home, answer the phone! i will! and i’m allowed to complain. it’s what i do.
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Gay men are the only people that show any interest...
how is that supposed to work?
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You and your soapy eyes called it off so late at...
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My bro is playing mass effect 2 right now, and it...
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Cisco's hair was so beautiful when it was long and...
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Clarling, guess what i just realized.
meisterjager: shaayling: shwayze and cisco are in LA right now. as in, there is a small possibility that they would be at that show. as in, 20 minutes from my house, on friday. Fuck it. We are going, my nigga. We are going. did i just blow your mind? i think your mind is blown. my mind is blown.
Jan 28th
Clarling, guess what i just realized.
shwayze and cisco are in LA right now. as in, there is a small possibility that they would be at that show. as in, 20 minutes from my house, on friday.
Jan 28th
Mickey Avalon at the Shore Ultra Lounge
meisterjager: 6200 E. 2nd Street, Long Beach, California January 29, 2010 21+ How about NOT 21+ yeaah? 21+ CAN SUCK MY DICK.
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Fun fact:
Although I do care A LOT about grammar and spelling, I love the excessive use of commas, and I rarely bother to capitalize correctly.
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