January 2012
Anonymous asked: can i buy you ice cream?
burkittsville:
Do you ever think about mark wahlberg wwmwd
ruffist replied to your photo: my leg is falling asleep but I love him too much…
why can’t i have your cleavage??
omg take it please you can have it i don’t want it
wellalright:
how cool would it be if the president was a muppet. and everyone just had to go with it.
unfunnywhitegirl:
oh i forgot to tell you i think i accidentally full-on stalked someone
there’s this boy who always gets steak burritos at work and he looks EXACTLY like sam but with beard so i’m kind of creepily half in love with him from a distance but i manage to keep it contained to wistful stares and overlooking things when i ring him up. but i was at the bookstore yesterday getting...
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cannibaljackrabbit:
True love is giving each other boners in public then standing in front of them while they tuck their wiener up in their belt.
True love is nomming your partner’s boner through their jeans.
True love is boner boner boner boner boner boner boner. Boner.
Interviewer: Have you heard from Ryan Gosling since you told Rolling Stone that he came up to you at a Jamba Juice but you shut him down because you didn't recognize him?
Aubrey Plaza: I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn’t go because I had to go to this charity thing for Amy, and it was like, "bros before hos," or "hos before bros," however that phrase goes. I just rhymed a lot. So, yeah. I don’t know what’s in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll murder her someday and we’ll be together forever.
depressionista:
When I get drunk and get sleepy I don’t want to masturbate I just want to cuddle a woman or maybe die or something I dunno.
